drunkblogging:

6 packs are overrated and trivial. give me a boy with big arms and chest and a lil belly instead 

(via haylimichelle)




If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.
- (via melaniemandala)

(Source: the-taintedtruth, via meowimmorgan)


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via meowimmorgan)


crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via haylimichelle)


Only a few people from school know about my tumblr, which is great because I only really want my close friends to know about it (hayli we’re not super close but you seem super feminist and human rightsy so you’re a-ok in my book)



daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

(via haylimichelle)


"I’m curious as to how you fucked ip that music note"